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'Oldsterism' #2:  Getting older has enhanced my creativity.  When I can't remember the name of something, I just give it a new one.

'Oldsterism' #6:   Getting older has done wonders for my wardrobe.  I’ve discovered that flashy clothes draw attention away from the figure underneath!

'Oldsterism' #9:  I know I'm getting older when all my new best friend's names have the letters M.D. behind them.

'Oldsterism' #23:  I know I'm getting older when I catch myself watching exercise programs on television so I can reminisce about what being limber felt like.

More later, all.