AND NOW . . . MORE!

'Oldsterism' #8:  Getting older has prompted me to apologize to my daughters more often as I see them staring into the face of their future.

'Oldsterism' #36:  I know I'm getting older when Kegel exercises wear me out.

'Oldsterism' #7:  Getting older is ironic . . . I now need a pair of glasses to find my glasses.

'Oldsterism' #19:  I may be getting older but I can still always find what I'm looking for . . . exactly five minutes after I give up and start looking for something else.