· 'Oldsterism' #22: I know I'm getting older when I walk into a Rue 21 clothing store and get the same treatment Julia Roberts received in 'Pretty Woman' shopping on Rodeo Drive- "There's nothing for
you here . . . you're obviously in the wrong place . . . please leave!"'Oldsterism’ #28: Now that I’m older I’ve thought of a new way to entertain myself during those evening lulls: Erasable markers and a game of ‘Connect the age spots.’
'Oldsterism' #35: As I've gotten older I measure over an inch taller! Orthopedic inserts are the ticket, baby!
'Oldsterism' #37: As I’ve gotten
older I’ve noticed something about my apparel:
The baggier it is the more it’s dotted with slogans like; “So far this is the oldest I’ve ever been,”
and “This IS my sexy lingerie!” Last
night I looked down at my sleepwear to see bears, clouds and ‘Nite-Nite’
splashed across the front.
I hope you've enjoyed my observations on the joys of getting older. My feelings on the subject are kind of like looking at myself in the mirror: it gives me a good laugh every morning! And what the heck's up with the color background on this blog today? Love to all!
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