'Oldsterism' #11: I know I'm getting older when I'm driving along, spot a discarded item dropped by the side of the road and realize I'm asking myself; "Is this something I can use?"
'Oldsterism' #26: As I get older I need to stop making so many authoritative remarks. Half the time my mouth is writing checks my memory can't cash. So it goes without saying I'll probably forget to do this.
'Oldsterism' #30: I know I'm getting older when my deep knee/thrust exercises have turned into deep knee/hit the floor and stay there exercises.
'Oldsterism' #38: Some days, getting older reminds me of a chocolate-covered dog turd. It looks pretty good at first glance, but now I'm in the middle of it.
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