'Oldsterism' #4: Getting
older has enhanced my memory. I can remember where the ladies room
is in every establishment I've ever visited.
'Oldsterism' #5: Getting older has given me a well stocked pantry. I keep buying the same things over and over whether I need them or not.
'Oldsterism' #14: I know I'm getting older when I catch myself saying things to my kids I vowed I would never say, starting with; "When I was your age . . ."
Anderson 'Oldsterism' panic attack #3: Making a mad dash for the public restroom and discovering it's coin operated.
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