More 'Oldsterisms'

Hi all: 

Here are a few more to digest -

Anderson 'Oldsterism' #15:   As I've gotten older my dress size has actually gotten smaller.  Amazingly, I’ve gone from 14, 16, etc. down to size 1 or 2!  The only difference is now there’s an X after the number.

Anderson 'Oldsterism' #17:   I know I’m getting older when I call my daughter by name and she looks at me strangely and says; “No, mom; I’m the other one.”

Anderson 'Oldsterism' #18:  As I’ve gotten older I’ve noticed that I’ve gone through four stages of apparel selection throughout my life . . .

    Stage 1:  Sexy, no matter what.

    Stage 2:  Looks good but not quite so painful.

    Stage 3:  Bye-bye looks; I need comfort.

    Stage 4:  Bye-bye comfort; I need support!

Lots more 'Oldsterisms' to come.  Thanks for reading!