A FEW MORE . . .

'Oldsterism' #16:  They say age is a state of mind . . . you're only as old as you feel.  I can totally get into that once I've had my morning coffee, two Aleve and my Metamucil.

'Oldsterism' #20:  I know I'm getting older when I send a suggestion in to Garmin to add a new app to their GPS that plots the distance between public restrooms across the U.S.

'Oldsterism' #24:  I know I'm getting older when my doctor starts treating me for one ailment and in the process discovers three more.

'Oldsterism' #32:  I know I'm getting older when instead of chuckling at the bad acting of that woman yelling, "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!" in those Life Alert commercials, I now catch myself mumbling; "Been there, done that."