I've Come Home

I've Come Home
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Sunday, July 8, 2012

More 'Oldsterisms'

Hi all: 

Here are a few more to digest -

Anderson 'Oldsterism' #15:   As I've gotten older my dress size has actually gotten smaller.  Amazingly, I’ve gone from 14, 16, etc. down to size 1 or 2!  The only difference is now there’s an X after the number.

Anderson 'Oldsterism' #17:   I know I’m getting older when I call my daughter by name and she looks at me strangely and says; “No, mom; I’m the other one.”

Anderson 'Oldsterism' #18:  As I’ve gotten older I’ve noticed that I’ve gone through four stages of apparel selection throughout my life . . .

    Stage 1:  Sexy, no matter what.

    Stage 2:  Looks good but not quite so painful.

    Stage 3:  Bye-bye looks; I need comfort.

    Stage 4:  Bye-bye comfort; I need support!

Lots more 'Oldsterisms' to come.  Thanks for reading!


Thursday, July 5, 2012

Anderson 'Oldsterisms'

Hi all:  For several weeks last year I wrote Anderson 'Oldsterisms' and posted them on my personal Facebook page, one verse per day.  I've been asked to post them again, so I thought my blog would be a good place.  I'll start with a few of my favorites:

Anderson 'Oldsterism' #1:  I know I'm getting older when I can carry my suitcase on a plane but my medicine bag has to be checked.

Anderson 'Oldsterism' #3:  As I get older my body is more balanced.  For every hair I lose on my head one will grow back on my chin.

Anderson 'Oldersterism' #13:  I know I'm getting older when I can ignite a serious case of road rage just by driving to the mailbox and back.

I'll be keeping 'em coming.  Check back with me!  Bye, all!

'VOODOO PRIESTESS' - Part Two

So, its almost a year later and, "I'm bbaaacccckkk!"  And what a year; lost three of our four Pomeranians, and had our home broken into with thousands of dollars worth of belongings stolen. We just had a wildfire go ballistic five miles from our home in the forest, but the winds blew it the other way.  So I choose to look at it like we had some major good luck blow our direction, for once, and we Andersons are still truckin' along!  The second half of Voodoo Priestess won't be as detailed (or hopefully as long) because, though the account is quite bizarre it's also quite past history for me now, something I've worked hard to get beyond. 

Leaving off with John recovering from his re-attachment surgery, four days after the surgery was the weekend, when John's regular surgeon was off-duty.  The staff doctor heard some 'gurgling' sounds in John's intestines and decided to take out his stomach drain tube, but too soon.  His intestines apparently went 'back to sleep,' which they can sometimes do.  Within hours he had violent hiccups and began throwing up repeatedly.  And his incision started draining out blood and fluid in increasing amounts as time went on.  Monday morning at 3:30 am he called me frantically, asking me to come to the hospital and get him a doctor . . . he was dying and no one was helping him.  He had been throwing up all night and the nurse would only give him a couple of Tums and refused to call a doctor.  His sheets had needed to be changed twice that night because of the blood and fluid pouring out of his incision and onto the floor.  In I ran, and once I got there the nurse assigned to John immediately called John's surgeon, who directed the drain tube to go back in.  John balked over having this nurse do it, though.  I turned to the nurse and apologized for his actions, telling her he was just so stressed over had had happened.  She said it was okay.  I calmed John down and with me beside him this nurse re-inserted the tube.  Instantly John's hiccups and throwing up ceased, but he filled up three large containers with stomach acid from the tube in just a few minutes.  I spoke with nurse "Marie" for a brief period before she got on with her duties, and found out she was from Haiti.  She'd been in the U.S. for about twenty years and 'moved around a lot' when I asked her where all she'd lived.  After she left the room John's eyes went round as saucers and he cursed, saying she was never to touch him again.  I was dumbfounded at his reaction and asked him why?

He relayed to me the following:   Before he called me he had been in more than one altercation with her that night, begging her to call a doctor for him; any doctor on call that night would be fine.  He needed help.  Her last answer was:  'No, I won't.  But you need to call everyone you know, friends and family, and get them to pray for you!  For you have an evil spirit visiting upon you that means to do you harm, maybe kill you!"  

Needless to say I was in shock when John told me that.  This is the 21st century and we live in a modern civilized country with civilized doctors and nurses, so I'd thought.  I reported her actions to hospital management, who were equally as shocked.  Neither John nor I ever saw her again after that.

When John's surgeon appeared days later to inspect his incision, I voiced my concerns over the large amount of fluids still draining from it, which seemed to irritate him.  He took staple cutters and opened up John's wound to the size of a salad plate, mumbling he wanted to make sure there was no infection going on.  There wasn't, but what there was, come to find out a couple of months later, was a complete hernia of his abdominal wall, from all the vomiting he did.  The inner incision of his abdominal muscles had ripped totally apart.  We found this out on February 20th when John sneezed after eating his breakfast and his intestines blew out the front of his healed-up incision because there was no abdominal muscle to hold them in.  Three big holes in his intestines.  His entire breakfast dumped out on a towel.  Just like that he had to be put on a TPN line for four months; no eating until his intestines had time to really heal this go-around. 

The TPN line failed twice in that time, causing severe blood infections that landed him in ICU for days, the sugar in the fluids gave him temporary diabetes as well as gall-bladder attacks.  John's final re-attachment surgery (at a different hospital and under a different surgeon) happened on Monday, June 6th, 2011, and it worked!  Heart-breakingly I had to put my favorite Pom to sleep the Friday before that, but in all, now that we've known two people since then who had intestinal complications and died from their surgeries, I can look back on the experience and say that, despite the 'Voodoo Priestess' and all else that happened, John was lucky.  Our family was lucky.  It's all in how you look at it!   Bye for now, all.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Twenty-First Century Medicine and the Voodoo Priestess

I've had many people listen as I've given the day by day blows of the past few months, from the bizarre to the completely unbelievable, and most have told me; "You should write about that!" I have to say, if some of the experiences John and I have gone through were put into a television show the TV audience would shake their heads and exclaim; 'There's no way."  I will attempt to start sharing a few stories here on my blog, but for right now just thinking about what went on frustrates and infuriates me to no end.  And I don't see how writing about it will be the soothing balm people claim it is.  But I'll go ahead and start this show, and wait to see if the flood gates open . . .

Our latest ordeal started while on our vacation last September, with John complaining of severe intestinal pain and cramping when he'd eat certain foods and particularly when he'd drink a new found lime-infused beer (which items he continued to eat and drink, despite the pain.)  This must be a 'man' thing.  Any woman I've ever known, when confronted with the knowledge something they were eating or drinking was going to plunge them into unbearable pain and cramping, would immediately throw any of these unused items in the trash with a snap of their fingers and a 'good riddance!'  John continued to eat and drink his poisons, followed by a Pepcid, explaining away everything with; "I must be getting food allergies."  Of course.  Right.  I never saw such stubborn denial in my life.  BTW:  Stubborn denial and testosterone also seem to go hand in hand.

 We arrived at Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, and John's condition worsened.  I took him to an urgent care facility there and they ran some blood work-ups.  Unable to find any infection, they concluded John probably had kidney stones and prescribed him muscle relaxants and an antibiotic.  Before we left Myrtle Beach I also had to take my Pomeranian Gidget to the vet with medical problems she was having.  They didn't find anything wrong with her, either.  We left Myrtle Beach for Savannah, Georgia to continue our tour.   By that time John could barely walk, so we said our good-byes to family touring with us and hightailed it back to Arizona, putting in over 500 miles a day in our motorhome, worried John was going to need hospitalization and we needed to get back in network for our insurance. 

We arrived in Phoenix on Saturday, October 2.  We were three hours from our home and had four Pomeranians with us.  Going home where there wasn't any medical care available wasn't an option, and wouldn't be for several months.  So we immediately found an RV park and set up, then rushed John to the local hospital emergency room (I'm not going to name names because what happened at that hospital was so unbelievable and ridiculous, if I publicly called them on the carpet my life would be full of more managers calling and stacks of reports to be filled out.  Been there, done that.  No more, thanks.)   Because of John's prior history of heart attacks they got him seen fairly quickly . . . one good thing I will say about the hospital.  Blood tests followed and this time it was found he had a raging infection.  More tests . . . scans . . . he was diagnosed with acute diverticulitis.  The surgeon assigned to his case said they were immediately pumping him full of antibiotics, and they'd re-evaluate him in the morning after the antibiotics had 24 hrs. to start bringing his white cell count down.  Next morning the surgeon brought the bad news that the antibiotics weren't making a dent in the infection . . . they were going to have to operate that morning. 

Two hours before the scheduled operation the surgeon examined John one more time, brusquely probing his fingers into John's lower left abdomen right where, we were to find out later, he had a goose-egg sized hole that had been eaten out of his colon.  Gangrene had been eating it away, and the gooey necrotic tissue around the hole actually stuck against his inner abdominal wall, so only a tiny amount of intestinal waste had been leaking into his abdominal cavity the past few weeks, which was what had been causing all the pain.  But in the surgeon's rough exam he broke the hole away from his abdominal wall, and John's condition went from painful to life threatening instantly.  By the time they could finish prepping him for surgery between his yelling and writhing on the bed, he had a small pumpkin-sized gourd swelling out of his lower abdomen where the hole was spewing out the contents of his intestines.  Nice.

The surgeon consulted with me when the surgery was over, pointedly stressing the point of how severe John's situation was.  He'd had a ' Very impressive goose-egg sized hole in his lower colon which necessitated several inches of his intestine being removed, the gangrene and infection some of the very worst he'd ever seen or smelled- John’s intestines had to be stretched out, hosed down and scraped as clean as they could get them - no possible reattachment of his intestines for two months.  A very difficult case.'

Then started the ordeal of recovery and the colostomy bag for two months.  John thought this was hell to have to deal with . . . it was child's play compared to what was coming.

The intestine reattachment surgery was scheduled for December 1st.  John came in to get prepped for surgery, excited and nervous as a young boy at his first baseball game, beyond ready to get put back together and his life back to normal.  In he went to the operating room.  Unfortunately no pre-surgery scans or tests were performed to see just how ready he really was.  Mentally he was great.  Physically, not so much.   Again the surgeon came out to consult with me, stating John's case was one of the most difficult reattachment surgeries he’d performed.  He’d seen worse in his years of surgery, but it was rare.  John’s intestines looked like a plate of spaghetti that had Superglue poured all over them.  Inflamed scar tissue everywhere, and once more he’d had to stretch out intestines, wash and scrape away remnants of gangrene infection.  Sections of his intestines were distended around and stuck to each other as well as his abdominal wall again.  Oh, joy. 

But at least the colostomy bag was gone.  He had the hope of recovery and back to life as usual.  Funny how hope can be so all-consuming, yet so elusive sometimes.   Life as usual was a brass ring kept out of John's grasp for several more months.  Now his supreme test of mental and physical strength was about to begin, as was mine.   More, later.  Love to all.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

M & M: Menopause and Me!

Hello all:  Long time no hearing from me.  I've been asked why.  I have a husband who blew out his intestines in February, whom I take on weekly, sometimes daily jaunts to the emergency room, a favorite doggie who's in renal failure, one of two favorite daughters who's leaving the state and I'm now going through that.  God has a sense of humor.  I prayed for 2010 to end so I could get on with 2011, and it hit me square on the head like a sledgehammer.  What was I doing before this?  Oh, yeah . . . I was reworking my book.  That is very important to me, to be sure.  But other things more important to me, dearer to my heart, have had to take center stage for just a little while.  I'm good . . . I'm hangin' in there . . . I'll blast back into action just as soon as I can come up for air . . . I promise!  Love you all!

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Back to the Drawing Board

Hello all:  Well, I'm down but not out.  After preliminary feedback on my book "I've Come Home" I've decided to 'unpublish' it for now and rework, rework.  This is a learning process and I know I've got a durn good book in there somewhere between the first and the last page, I just need to do some major tweaking of the pages in-between.  My husband has always joked about my vocabulary and how 'verbose' I am which is apparently working against me when it comes to hooking the reader in.  All right, like the country's workforce has been facing, time to downsize.  Urrrgh.  Now that my husband has gotten to the point he'll probably live for five more minutes, I have work to do.  I'll be back . . .

Monday, November 29, 2010

Read a Sampling of my Novel!

Hello all!  Just posting a quick note that I'm still plugging away attempting to get my book published in physical book form.   I'm covered in eBook format . . . between Amazon.com, BarnesandNoble.com and Smashwords.com my book is available (at the modest price of $3.99) for pretty much any eBook format.  And each of those web sites allow you to download a free reader to your PC if you don't have an eBook reader.  Sweet!  To give you a little sampling of the flavor of my book I just posted another page on my blog titled; 'An Excerpt:  'I've Come Home' amounting to half a chapter.  Hope you'll give it a quick read and that it kindles your curiosity.  I'm also hoping to line up an interview with the radio station Jonelle works for in Prescott, to get some publicity out there . . . yes, I can use as much as I can get!

On another note:  John goes in for his 2nd surgery this Wednesday . . . thank you family and friends for keeping him in your prayers!  All my love,   J.J.